A Word With Lord Steev

A very in depth look at what makes Lord Steev tick...

1997

Do you play ska?

Lord Steev: Yes, I do.

Do you like ska?

Lord Steev: No, I hate it. Of course I do.

What is the capitol of Egypt?

Lord Steev: My genitals.

Are you "funny looking"?

Lord Steev: Yes, I am.

Do you like pigs?

Lord Steev: I like their tails.

Would you beat up a bum for a quarter?

Lord Steev: No.

Would you beat me up for the hell of it?

Lord Steev: No.

Would you kick Barry Manilow up in the crotch?

Lord Steev: Yes, I would. Many times too!

Do you have a favorite band?

Lord Steev: Skinnerbox (I'm ass kissing).

Do you have a favorite club?

Lord Steev: Wetlands.

Would you search for Yoda so you could become a Jedi like Luke?

Lord Steev: No. Yoda is a short, wrinkly bastard.