SATIRICAL ARTICLES

7/12/2023
We're Not Done Yet
The 90s is still the ace up our sleeves
4/13/2023
ChatGPT Reviews the Schroeder Zine
ChatGPT is also a fence sitter and declares that journalism is subjective
10/25/2022
The Circle of Rudy Life
A Tour of the 90s
9/10/2022
It's a Slippery Slope With the Royal Family, Literally
An exciting and flawless way to breathe new life into England!
9/8/2022
Did You See This Movie
Nope, it was too dark
8/27/2022
Let’s Help the Pugs Out
The pug is being canceled. Philosophical and historical origins, and a promising solution.
8/26/2022
On My New Found Love of Acai Bowls and Douchery
Echo Park in the early aughts was a booming community and home to sidewalk fruit vendors, but were we ready for açaí bowls?
8/26/2022
Comparing Trent Reznor and The Schroeder 'zine
A Critical Analysis of a Controversial Topic
8/23/2022
What I Did While I Had COVID
Quarantine, headaches, chills, and binge watching
8/23/2022
That Time We Interviewed Kevin Smith
“Ya ever notice how 'Friends' episodes titles start with stupid 'That time or That Episode?' I bet you in 20 years some buffoons who never liked the show start an article about Kevin Smith the same way” – Jerry Steinfeld
1997
You Ever Wonder Why