You Ever Wonder Why

1997 -

• Your dog stinks for no reason?

• You can't fart inconspicuously while closing a car door?

• Your life sucks?

• You smell like cheese for no apparent reason?

• You pants move on their own for no reason?

• Your farts smell good only to you?

• This zine sucks so much?

• You read this?

• Miss Piggy and Kermit didn't hook up?